Near the end of the game, Berri and Conker are enlisted by Don Weaso to rob a bank. Don Weaso is later revealed to be working for the Panther King. While this is occurring, a thug working for Don Weaso, head of the Weasel Mafia, abducts Berri from her home with the intention of using her as an exotic dancer for the Rock Solid club. While he is trying to get home, he also must avoid the minions of the evil Panther King, who wishes to use Conker as a side table leg his right-hand man and the mad-scientist, Professor von Kriplespac, is tired of being bossed around by the Panther King and plots his vengeance.Īlong the way, Conker finds himself in a variety of situations, including having to recover a bee hive from Wayne and the Wankas, confronting an opera-singing pile of feces, being turned into a bat by a vampire, and even getting drafted into a war between the SHC and a Nazi-like race of teddy bears simply known as the Tediz. Having no other choice, he begins a long journey with the goal of returning home to his girlfriend, Berri.
The morning after a night of binge drinking, Conker awakens to find himself in an unfamiliar land with a terrible hangover. The story opens with a prologue, similar to the opening scene of A Clockwork Orange, where a miserable Conker says that he is now "king of all the land", and begins to tell the player his story. This article contains spoilers for Conker's Bad Fur Day!